Independent Venue Week 2022
Callum Easter

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What now? ‘Get out of bed’? Why? ‘Stop sleeping’. OK. ‘Wake up’. OK. ‘Buy a ticket’. How much? ‘What do you care? Just pay the machine, already’.

Standing by a brick wall, feel it’s rough textures. Someone is vaping in your face. You don’t mind. Someone is breathing on you. It doesn’t matter; his germs are your germs. You are in a queue, to get in, to a rocknroll show, starring the ‘deliciously invigorating’ Callum Easter. Next year, on the dates above, at the venue above. That’s because you have impeccable taste, know what looks good on your skinny legs and whether you should wear a hat or not. And you need, get that, need to be there. It’s a devilish impulse. Don’t fight it, you’ll only get ill.

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